SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated – How to Sing Theme Song

A guide on how to sing theme song in SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated.

How to Sing Spongebob’s Theme Song?

Hey there Spongebob fans, I hope your day has been going great! Now I understand that you are here for one reason, you want to be able to sing Spongebob’s theme song perfectly, that is where I come in. I’ll be providing you with all the learning resources that will help you be on your way to becoming a superstar!

Why should I learn Spongebob’s theme song?

You might be thinking to yourself, “What’s the point? I have much better things to be doing with my life.”, well that’s just silly! Here are several reasons on why I believe you need to learn this master piece:

  • You’ll get all the ladies you could ever desire, simply impress the women by shouting the lyrics directly in front of their eardrums, you’ll definitely be leaving with their numbers!
  • Once you master the lyrics, you will become immortal and a superior being!
  • It is a known fact that knowing the lyrics to Spongebob’s theme song, will automatically increase your length by a couple more inches!

Here are the lyrics:

[Intro: Painty the Pirate]

Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye Captain!
I can’t hear you!
Aye, aye, captain!

[Chorus: Painty the Pirate, Kids, & Both]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

[Outro: Painty the Pirate]

Ah-hah, hahahar

[Flute Riff]

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